They’re not Pokemon condoms, they’re gum. I bought some Kirby gum a few weeks ago and it was in the same package.

Missingno should be in Smash Bros

Its fighting style would involve it glitching its body to attack and also creating pieces of the Kabutops and Aerodactyl skeletons from its body, as well as the Ghost sprite seen below.

The top left would be its base form and the bottom right would be what it looked like when it does a standing dodge

enemy-stand:

6 DAYS , 7 HOURS, 45 MINUTES AND 29 SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIIIEEEEE

enemy-stand:

6 DAYS , 7 HOURS, 45 MINUTES AND 29 SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIIIEEEEE

kaiami:

I watched an ep of FMA Brotherhood during lunch today and drew a scene in my sketchbook. I love the Elric brothers….

the-game-spirit:

Chandevagius

Or as I like to call her- The Candle Witch Pokemon. c:

Inspired by a Pokemon fusion sprite between Gardevoir, Chandelure, and Mismagius made by pokemonscrap

AND ONE ELDERLY WOMAN HAS BEEN GETTING THE INSURANCE COMPANY ON US BECAUSE SHE SAYS WE’RE DUMPING ICE WATER IN THE POOL TO TORTURE THE SENIOR CITIZENS. I had to swim around the entire pool the other day carrying a thermometer just to prove to my boss that the pool was regulation temperature.

This same woman went on to loudly talk about how awful it must be to be retarded when a mentally handicapped boy was also swimming.

Like, listen, the other day, we had this party that had stayed well after their allotted time, and one of the guards went up to clean the deck so we could go home. The lady hosting the party threw a fit, walked out to her car, got the birthday cake and brought it back inside, and said “You all want to clean so bad? Here’s something else to clean up” and just dropped the cake on the table we were cleaning. Then she went upstairs and complained saying that she was allowed to do whatever she wanted because she had seven kids. People like that should have zero kids, not seven.

I don’t know who I dislike more at this job, the kids who can’t follow the rules, the smug teenagers who knowingly break the rules and stand there and smile while I tell them to stop, the parents who get mad when you tell their kids to stop, or the elderly who have formed a weak mafia-esque grip on the pool.